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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.
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Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end...
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Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot...
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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
Quote #27078
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but...
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It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
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From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes...
Quote #30057
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.