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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
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If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you but if you really...
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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...
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I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there...
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Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
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I can’t forgive my friends for dying I don’t find these vanishing acts of...
Quote #26044
Christmas The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may...