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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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One picture is worth a thousand words.
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Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
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To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement...
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
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You’re never too old to become younger.
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When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
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My friends are my estate.
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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No nation was ever ruined by trade.