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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow...
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Ethical religion can be real only to those who are engaged in ceaseless efforts...
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.