Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #10998
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
Quote #7831
When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.
Quote #29231
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
Quote #12569
You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
Quote #34757
Continuous unremitting darkness has been known to send some people into an emotional tailspin,...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #2425
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
Quote #19211
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Quote #9125
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have...