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It?s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain...
Quote #17069
Time is the least thing we have.
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All general statements are false.
Quote #4271
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden...
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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of...
Quote #4890
I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...