Quote #13808
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.
Quote #32836
If you can’t excel with talent, triumph with effort.
Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #778
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Quote #29533
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #31785
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #30657
If you know it’s going to happen there’s no need to call it a...