Quote #32881
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #28585
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #33216
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #366
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Quote #21890
When the blind man carries the lame man, both go forward.
Quote #16897
What greater pain could mortals have than this To see their children dead before...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #23591
The greatest wealth is a poverty of desires.
Quote #12644
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. Never...