Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #15964
The only atheism is the denial of truth.
Quote #19218
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #4907
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #7862
Resentment is anger directed at others–at what they did or did not do.
Quote #34440
There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...
Quote #6928
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
Quote #8370
Genius is entitled to respect only when it promotes the peace and improves the...