Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #2986
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #7768
Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #31127
Calamity is the test of integrity.
Quote #12800
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #26842
Each of us should do something every day That we do not want to...
Quote #29463
Life is made up of small pleasures. Happiness is made up of those tiny...
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.