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The art of progress is to preserve order amid change.
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or...
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Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Quote #22768
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #18213
Hope for miracles, but don’t rely on one.
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It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are...
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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
Quote #28630
Every mile is two in winter.