Quote #2293
Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #2062
What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.
Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #5306
True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar; it is not...
Quote #3421
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Quote #12764
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #4595
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #16209
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #18860
It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...