Quote #20360
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this...
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #28305
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #5945
Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #11864
The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.
Quote #10080
Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.
Quote #13015
I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear...