Quote #14083
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #12797
He that can have patience can have what he will.
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #1471
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #33931
Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.
Quote #27533
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #24539
It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps...
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #24803
It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary...
Quote #32804
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.