Quote #34421
If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #3240
Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be...
Quote #321
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #6049
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Quote #12524
If you do something only for money, you will never succeed at it.
Quote #12927
The future is no place to place your better days.
Quote #20809
Angels and ministers of grace defend us.Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #4223
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.