Quote #1502
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
Quote #1894
There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom
Quote #19480
If you can’t return a favor, pass it on.
Quote #19817
Man has his will – but woman has her way.
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #12800
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #20760
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #25057
As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself ‘the last thing you...