Quote #3254
The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century.
Quote #27894
A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go...
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #20271
Slight not what’s near, while aiming at what’s far.
Quote #13532
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #6431
Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
Quote #32122
I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.