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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your...
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Nothing in the world is as certain as death.
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A person will be called to account on Judgement Day for every permissible thing...
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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
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It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success they much oftener...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #26700
Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can’t get his glove...