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Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such...
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A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
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The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal...
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I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to...
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Wherever they burn books, they will also, in the end, burn people.
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.