Quote #6560
America, why are your libraries full of tears?
Quote #18413
The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
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Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...
Quote #27188
How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives.
Quote #28500
I believe and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #16212
A wisely chosen illustration is almost essential to fasten the truth upon the ordinary...
Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #4711
There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...