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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
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In Cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
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The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they...
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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You don’t merely give over your creativity to making a film-you give over your...
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
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The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if...
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An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.