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Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.
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I married beneath me – all women do.
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I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts financial worries. – Journals
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Honest differences of opinion should never be permitted to destroy a friendship.
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
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There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as...
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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.