Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #34865
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I dont know what...
Quote #907
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #24177
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
Quote #16244
God is a thing that thinks.
Quote #31329
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
Quote #19531
I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
Quote #20535
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...