Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #17518
When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them when we...
Quote #8743
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Quote #22675
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of...
Quote #33787
The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...
Quote #12103
Keep thy religion to thyself.
Quote #15189
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #26396
Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as...
Quote #10566
What I dream of is an art of balance.