Quote #17020
The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
Quote #23514
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
Quote #10884
And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
Quote #18466
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
Quote #28940
Relationships–of all kinds–are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open...
Quote #30919
It is easier to pull down than to build up.
Quote #18980
If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
Quote #27680
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #21923
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #28334
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...