Quote #5567
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Quote #29505
It’s hard enough to write a good drama, it’s much harder to write a...
Quote #32655
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
Quote #28292
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #12828
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
Quote #28070
Keep controlling morality of others. Yours will be automatically taken care of.
Quote #2224
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
Quote #30158
To know one thing, you must know the opposite.