Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #20766
The people who oppose your ideas are inevitably those who represent the established order...
Quote #7158
Justice delayed, is justice denied.
Quote #9461
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing...
Quote #25159
We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it,...
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #3445
It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go.
Quote #22647
We never know the worth of water ’til the well is dry.
Quote #21779
Yet ah why should they know their fateSince sorrow never comes too late,And happiness...