Quote #25692
There is no religion higher than the truth.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
Quote #12375
I try and try to deny that I need you but still you remain...
Quote #2154
#1597. Everything is deemed possible except that which is impossible in the nature of...
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Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I...
Quote #13277
How nice–to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Quote #3939
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...