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It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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We can only learn to love by loving.
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Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.