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The gods too are fond of a joke
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I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your...
Quote #20708
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #12253
Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #1307
To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of...
Quote #34869
Dateline Mesopotamia, 3500 B.C. That’s when the multi-faceted sounds we call music got its...