Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #31822
The salvation of the lost is not best accomplished by great popular campaigns, conducted...
Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #23430
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like and...
Quote #15739
In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is...
Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
Quote #22935
The longest journey is the journey inward.
Quote #14591
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #32246
The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought...
Quote #8028
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.