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You can’t change who you are, but you can surely make the best of...
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A word to the wise is infuriating.
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
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One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
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Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
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The best, most beautiful, and most perfect way that we have of expressing a...
Quote #19287
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.