Quote #3931
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #25234
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
Quote #15135
The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials.
Quote #22509
Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...
Quote #28353
Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual...
Quote #14915
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular...
Quote #12406
To live happily is an inward power of the soul.
Quote #30909
You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #15654
Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the...