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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or...
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You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you...
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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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We must give lengthy deliberation to what has to be decided once and for...
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On action alone be thy interest, Never on its fruits. Let not the fruits...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
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Europe has what we do not have yet, a sense of the mysterious and...