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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
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And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us...
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Take your life in your own hands and what happens A terrible thing no...
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Jerry Show me the money
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
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…happiness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which...
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Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and...