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Never give a sucker an even break.
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There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for...
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The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by...
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
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The only thing that can spoil a day is people and if you can...
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Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about...
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...