Quote #1279
“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #13158
Virtue they will but abuse, and taunt her with bitter revilling.
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #1978
Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
Quote #23623
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #4983
I have not slept one wink.
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.