Quote #23171
If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you’re free —...
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #25196
You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #28432
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Quote #32543
Our task is to provide an education for the kind of kids we have…...
Quote #3950
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Quote #19440
Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.
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Truth is beautiful and divine no matter how humble its origin.
Quote #5116
If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend...