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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
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I’m still an atheist, thank God.
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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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There are two ways of spreading light to be the candle or the mirror...
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In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is...
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
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We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the...
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.