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The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Learn to obey before you command.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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I take a simple view of life keep your eyes open and get on...
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The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch...
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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
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Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.