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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world. Through...
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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Of all sad words of tongue and pen the saddest are these, what might...
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The reason I dont play ballads? Because I love to play them.
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A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple...
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
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If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...