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I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast...
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
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An enormous part of our mature experience cannot not be expressed in words.
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A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
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There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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What a child doesn’t receive he can seldom later give.
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All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy.