Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
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I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #16311
Every person, all the events of your life are drawn there because you have...
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #19496
America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined...
Quote #15970
People in high life are hardened to the wants and distresses of mankind as...
Quote #11985
Live simply that others may simply live.
Quote #20682
There are three things men can do with women love them, suffer for them,...