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The medium is the message.
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The University is a Mecca to which students come with something less than perfect...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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In seeking wisdom thou are wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it thou...
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He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar...
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I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
Quote #33932
The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
Quote #16436
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...