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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the...
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
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They don’t worship at the altar of forced busing and mandatory quotas. They don’t...
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To know and to act are one and the same.
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a...
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With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn’t think possible in...
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He grounds the warship he walks on.
Quote #33589
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight