Quote #13294
During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #31290
We don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. – from the Joy...
Quote #28246
Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Quote #6744
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
Quote #211
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
Quote #20540
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Quote #2803
A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go...
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #14440
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.