Quote #12999
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #13708
Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #5571
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
Quote #2159
#3533. The law disregards trifles.
Quote #28771
Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #14583
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote #19661
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...
Quote #28332
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...