Quote #27289
Gun control has not worked in D.C. The only people who have guns are...
Quote #26623
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #23570
Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that...
Quote #30835
Gossip needs no carriage.
Quote #6714
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #16036
Time ripens all things; no man is born wise.
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.