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Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
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The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken...
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Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is...
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had...
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#3535. Contemporaneous exposition is in general the best.
Quote #22549
One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...