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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
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Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is for a...
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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Perpetual inspiration is as necessary to the life of goodness, holiness and happiness as...
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Better than power over all the earth, better than going to heaven and better...
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Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
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Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
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It’s too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as...
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...